Showing posts with label bad acting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad acting. Show all posts

Saturday, November 21, 2009

New Moon (2009)


New Moon was directed by Chris Weitz, and stars Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner.

What a cheesy mess.

My friend Sarah and I went to the midnight showing. Girls were there with "Team Edward!" signs, and someone even had a "Team Charlie" sign. People screamed and cheered through the whole movie. It was a spectacle to say the least.

On thing made it absolutely worth it that we went at midnight. There was this seemingly normal, middle-aged woman sitting behind us. Every time Taylor Lautner came on screen, she would make some disturbingly over-appreciative noise. Most memorably, when he first took off his shirt, she said, "Hot damn! That is a juicy man!" Sarah and I almost died.

Surprisingly, I thoroughly enjoyed myself. The director took out a lot of what made the book annoying to read, such as Bella's sheer mountain of ANGST, but didn't try to legitimize what was left into serious drama. They realized what crap they had as source material and just went with it.

As a result, much of the angst became laughable. Even Twi-hards, who made up most of the crowd, were laughing when Edward left. This is also partially because of Kristen Stewart's horrendous acting during the forest scene. Edward tells her he's leaving forever, and her face doesn't even twitch. Bad acting mixed with knowing winks from the directors makes it much more enjoyable than the first movie.

However, I do feel part of this was going on opening night. Watching this movie on your television at home would be funny, but not nearly so funny as when one is surrounded by screaming fangirls.

Movie Experience: A

Movie: B

Stewart's Acting: F

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning (2004)

Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning was directed by Grant Harvey, and stars Katharine Isabelle and Emily Perkins. It was released in 2004.

This movie was a mess.

I felt like I was watching The Simple Life: The Wilderness 1815. Ginger and Brigitte, two sisters who vow to be “together, forever,” despite getting caught up in a murky prophecy involving werewolves, have valley girl accents and Paris Hilton vocabularies, replete with an array of thoroughly modern curse words. I felt like the director forgot to tell the writer this was supposed to be a time travel movie.

Basically, nothing in this movie makes sense. There’s no reliability in the mechanics of the world, and things occur mainly for appearances. It’s disorienting, and most of your time is spent trying to dismiss the glaring inconsistencies in order to make the movie watch-able. Maybe I needed to see the original Ginger Snaps to understand, but one would think a movie called “The Beginning” would be able to stand alone.

Ideally, this movie should be enjoyed with the sound off. The pretty cinematography is the only thing that makes it worthwhile.

Overall: D

Cinematography: B