Showing posts with label CGI. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CGI. Show all posts

Monday, June 1, 2009

"New Moon" Trailer




Somehow, a scene that came across as melodramatic in the book managed to be even more over the top on film. I mean, I know I'm generalizing, but it was just a paper cut. Seriously. Anyway, doesn't it seem a bit backwards to leave Bella's luscious, vampire-bating self unsupervised in order to protect her? Nothing bad could happen with that...


Additionally, that's not even close to being the most ridiculous aspect of " New Moon." I mean, the whole suicide segment is too convoluted to even explain. I just hope there are some good car chase scenes in Italy, otherwise this whole movie will amount to watching Bella cry and write in her diary about how empty her soul is.


On the bright side, maybe all the the fans will get to see inside Bella's catatonic breakdown after Edward's departure. In the book are just four blank pages labeled with the month, but maybe we'll get to witness what actually happened in that time! Excellent! Like I don't do enough sitting around in my house that I'd want to watch Kristen Stewart do it as well.

Maybe they can throw in a subplot where Bella gets turned into a robot. That would definitely be something I'd watch, as long as they didn't build the robots using the same program they used for the werewolves. Horrible CGI.

However, I do like this poster. That's something, right?

Friday, October 24, 2008

Masters of Horror: Imprint (2006)


Imprint was made for the series "Masters of Horror," and aired as episode thirteen of the first season. It was directed by Takashi Miike of Audition(1999), and features Youki Kudoh, Michie Itô, and Billy Drago.

The Masters of Horror opening reminded me of a Gothed-out Nip/Tuck trailer with all the Photoshopped moving gargoyles and bleeding doll eyes and such. I felt like it was trying too hard to impress.

Really, if the director wants a movie to be truly lifelike, he or she should really dispense with most CGI work. I feel that most CGI effects end up falling into the Uncanny Valley. The effects are just real enough that the viewer's mind that the unrealistic bits seem more jarring by comparison, and ruin the effect overall. This idea is more closely associated with robotics, but I think it applies here just as well.

After the Masters of Horror opening, and up until about half-way in, I wasn't enthused. The first thirty minutes play like a high budget SciFi channel movie. This is especially bad because it it essentially the low budget that makes SciFi movies entertaining.

I almost turned it off, despite the cinematography, which was absolutely stunning. Everything is saturated in rich rainbow color, even during scenes of torture. The costumes were amazing.

However, beauty doesn't make up for bad scripts. Seriously. This movie is set in Nineteenth Century Japan, and everyone talks like characters in a teenage Lifetime movie. Even aside from a certain lack of originality in dialog, people in Japan a hundred years ago would not be using English proverbs like "Keep your chin up." I am sure there's a Japanese equivalent that would have meant the same thing but not sounded so out of place.

In addition, the script really didn't do the idea behind the movie justice. Miike really plays with the idea of narration, of what makes a story "true" or believable. He leads the viewer deeper and deeper into the story of Komomo's death, showing each scene in the scarred woman's story change as the facts behind it shift.

The story begins basically as a set of cliches, with a man returning to rescue the beautiful hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold and take her home with him to America. Though Kokomo is not at that geisha house, he is forced to stay the night and hires a geisha who keeps to the back of what looks like a jail cell the girls are kept in. Her face is scarred on the right side, the skin stretched oddly, giving her a permanent lopsided smile. She informs Christopher that Kokomo killed herself a few months before, as she believed Christopher to have abandoned her.

Christopher refuses to believe her, prying for more details. As he questions, her story expands and changes. The scarred woman herself transforms along with the shifts, going from noble hero to betrayer to monster. I don't want to give too much away, but in the end, the viewer is left in suspense as to what truly occurred, and left questioning who, exactly, is the monster.

Theory: A
Execution: C+